Buggy Goes To UnCon or 'Ohh!! Matron!! I've got the bug!!'
Wednesday, 09 August 2000
Where The Bug travels nervously to the Big Smoke, and
starts to contemplate death by luggage dragging.......
05.00 Hours: My Community Hospital. Gawd!!
Whadda night!! One new admission, usual array of bedpans and am trying
hard to keep my eyelids peeled back. I haven't slept properly in five
days, my heart is in my mouth and there is excitement mixed with fear
and trepidation.
Why?
Because later on today I leave for
Canada - Halifax, Nova Scotia to be precise - for a little
get together with fans of a programme called Lexx!! The fear comes into
this because I bloody well HATE flying and if them whirly thingies in
the engines stop spinning, the thing don't stay up!!! I needed time off
midweek, so the deal is that I do these night shifts which gives me the
necessary time off, and will return here ( I hope!! ) in a fortnight!!
So it is time to stop being Staff Nurse Nicholson and ( runs in to the staff loo ) turn into......... BUGBOMB!!!!
08.05
am. Flying out of door after giving detailed handover to day crew -
'Buggers were breathing the last time looked. BYE!!!' *Door slams*
13.15pm.
Kissing David goodbye at the train. Awww...poor bugger!! We're going to
miss each other badly I think..and to quote the MC from Brigadoom...it
brings a tear to our eyes. *SNIFF!!* . Ah well, there is the
St.Agnes Steam Rally to prepare for weekend after next, and David will
be having fun trying to finish his model of a steam engine and a
sctatch built dry back multi-tube boiler for the event....but will miss
his Baaa ( *Don't Ask!!* )...Ok...Buggy..time to go...
13.50pm. Train well underway, waved at Hayle in a token gesture for Eve. Time to let the adventure commence!!
19.05
pm. Train landed safely at Paddington. I am being met by a lady called
Arelette Thistle, a long term friend of my Mother, who is saving my
life right now. I was going to bunk down uncomfortably at
Heathrow overnight, but this lady has very kindly offered me a bed. Now
all we have to do is get my luggage to Baron's Court, which is quite a
way from Paddington and involves changes and VERY steep stairs (no
elevators or escalators of course) which is fun for an overweight,
unfit asthmatic Bug and a lady with chronic heart disease!!
We
get to Arelette's flat and have an interesting evening's chat. I do my
best to explain Lexx to Arlette, but recognise the somewhat blank look
on her face, so think better of it!! We have a nice meal where I
promptly spill loads of low calorie salad dressing over myself. Damn!!!
A quick rinse of me large T Shirt and I hope it will be dry by morning.
22.45
pm. Have had a hot bath, which helps soothe tired muscles, and I
have prayers for the Lord to let me have the courage to get on
the plane the next day!! Told ya I hate flying!!!
Thursday, 11th
August 2000.Where The Bug contemplates Death By Icelandair and narrowly
escapes deportation: wonders where her luggage might be, almost ends up
homeless in Halifax, and eventually finds a Shoe Shop.....
08.00am.
I'm up, dressed and terrified!! But still manage to munch a
good breakfast. Arelette has offered to come to Heathrow with
me, which is fab because I am becoming increasingly nervous
about getting on a plane!! We leave her flat at about 09.00, because I
want to get checked in by 10 am.
Thursday, 10 August 2000.
The
tube to Heathrow is interesting and we chat about family history, but I
am all too aware of the airport looming closer. We get off at Terminal
One, where I am due to take off at 13.00 hours. The place is in an
uproar..sooo many people rushing about. We queue for ages to check my
luggage in and then go have a drink. I am NOT hungry for a change.
Eventually, I bid Arelette farewell and cross into the departure
lounge..setting off the bleedin' alarm in the process! ( That ALWAYS
happens!! ) So, I get pulled to one side and searched by a blonde woman
who is even shorter than I am...and NOT by that nice David Duchovney
look alike... Double Damn!!!!! Now, I have a million mile walk to my
departure gate..looking nervously at the planes take off. Of course,
mine is at gate Sixteen Million and a half, but I get there
eventually! I also study the other passengers, vowing not to ANYWHERE
near the plane if there is ANYONE remotely resembling a
singing nun, cutesy sick child and a nervous looking chap clinging on
to a briefcase......
13.00 BST...
land
at Keflavik Airport at 15.40 local...landing a bit bumpy..but I am too
terrified to notice...Iceland is a starkly beautiful place and I guess
Reykjavik is as well..but all I see for two hours is flat volcanic
rock..so I try to imagine I am on the Island of Hawaii
instead..ok..back on the 'plane and go
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
for the next 4 hours and 40 minutes. We seem to be taking ages to land
at Halifax, but blessedly land about ten minutes late on the deck. I
start worrying now, because Charmaine and husband Mike are kindly
picking me up from the airport and they would have been travelling all
day too..
18.50pm or so local. At bleedin' LAST! Now queue for AGES to get through Immigration, so here goes!!
Immigration
Officer: 'Can I see your passport Ma'am..why are you travelling to
Halifax..pleasure...Lexx...what's Lexx...eh...( That blank stare
again...)...?'
Buggy: 'Oh yes...fabulous...dead
assassin.....love slave.....security guard class four.....used to be an
Ostral B heretic y'know.....then he had been sold for
information...worked on the Cluster..that's before he
unwittingly.......stole a giant.....insect and...er....heh...I'm
staying at Shirreff Hall....ahem!!!
Immigration Officer looks at
me..her eyes telling me that she is weighing up this mad happy fat
woman. I panic inside, what if they turn me away!! Nope..she wants to
get off work on time so she is letting me through. ( Ohh Thank You
God!! )
Eventually, My suitcase tumbles precariously down the
ramp on to the revolving thingy ( Mine always seems to be the last out!
) after a heart stopping eternity or two, wondering if it had been
mis-directed to Outer Mongolia by mistake, but it hadn't. Kicking my
opponents out of the way for that last trolley that goes anywhere
except in a straight line, my eyes are fixed forward and I SHOOT
through customs, then through a VERY narrow door.
19.35 pm( ish
) local: Eyes at the ready....now gotta look for a tall bald guy with a
goatee. (Charmaine's description of her husband.. ), I peer intensely
at the waiting crowd and spot a tall chap and a face I seem to
recognise off Pat's piccys of drool sisters.. Charmaine and Mike are
waiting...so at last I can BREATHE!!! They are my heros now, as we wind
our way through the airport and make our way out. Mike is valiant
enough to get my small but REALLY heavy suitcase in the back of their
really cool jeep. Poor Charmaine gets stuffed in the back seat, between
oceans of luggage. The drive to Halifax is fascinating!! All those pine
trees, the driving on the wrong side of the road ( heheheheh ) lot's of
happy chat then a heart stopping moment to see if we have the right
turn off........
'Cos there is a bit of a situation here. Mike
and Charmaine haven't been to Halifax before either...so trying to find
South Street, where Shirreff Hall is situated, is getting difficult. We
actually make it into town, but that's as far as it gets. Turning up a
VERY steep hill, we pull up behind one of Halifax's Finest at a traffic
light, Mike jumps out and goes up to the patrol car...startling the
said Halifax Finest...and gets the required directions.
Mike
comes back grinning. He used to be a policeman and it transpires if
anyone did THAT to him, they would have been absolutely, positively,
politely greeted with his gun...heheheheheh!!! Due South is right!!
Canadian coppers are polite....
Then
comes some negotiation of various traffic systems. South Street turns
out to be loooonnnnnggggg!! No sign of Shirreff, so a quick turn to the
Security Office at Dalhousie for more directions ( Mike is EXCELLENT at
turning his motor on a dime it appears...). Then a few hundred miles or
so down the road, there it is on the right. Mike and Charmaine
again valiantly help me up the stairs with my luggage. I say goodbye to
Squish, the pet toy snake wrapped around the roll bar on the
driver's side, then to Mike and Charmaine as they go off in search of
the camp site they are staying at. I think this is where I meet some
other Lexxians, namely Muse, whom ends up going else where as there
isn't a room for her!! My brain gets fuzzy here as I am so knackered
from 10 hours flying and no sleep, so will apologise PROFUSELY for
forgotten names....only to find my reservations are WELL messed up.
The
receptionist at Shirreff is being harassed from all angles...so doesn't
argue too much when a not-so-happy fat woman politely INSISTS she is
not going to budge!! Lack of accommodation or no!!...That she booked
the room an eternity before and paid two days deposit IN CASH, and had
confirmed the booking by snail mail, email and by phone TWICE!! *Note
to future Unconers...check DIRECTLY with the hall of residence about
bookings prior to arrival..the conference booking off ice ain't too
good at passing on the details....*
Anywhoosie, a room is found
and I decant my kit there. 212 in Old Eddy wing is sparse but comfy and
reminds me of my digs when I was a student nurse.
Right, quick
change of togs...race down..taxi. I HAVE to find this Economy Shoe
Shop, a pilgrimage no less heeehee! I might even find myself sat by the
mirror His Michael-The-Gorgeousness was sat by at the last UnCon.
Eventually,
we get into town. Halifax seems to have a large suburban sprawl which
is wonderful. No one house is the same and all have either tiled or
wood front, stucco I think it's called. It has that lovely laid back
feel to it, and the down town area doesn't seem too imposing either..
The
taxi drops me off near to Argyle Street, because of a one way system,
it would cost me a further few $'s, so I thank the driver and make the
short crossing to the shop. It's got dark by now, and I walk in and out
of two door ways. This place AIN'T what I imagined it to be. Like the
TARDIS, it appears VERY small on the outside. At first I think it's two
separate bars next door to each other and cannot find the fabled
mirrors, walking through the 'left hand' bar out the back, I find the
place is HUGE, very crowded, but no one remotely appearing lexxish. I
really begin to think I have arrived at the wrong place and am about to
leave, when I find the fabled mirrors and pass out the door to the
street side tables, there are a group of people, of one face I
recognise from the last year's UnCon photos. I think...'hmmmm...give it
a go...' and approaching with EXTREME caution I ask the question ' Does
anyone here know a man called Stan?' A nano-second's worth of silence
then...thank GAWD!! I've found 'em!! Eo is the one I spot ( thinking
it's Fishbone!! My apologies to both...heheheheh!! ) then am swamped
with Jinx, Shukaido, Polly, Kaisfem, Jihad, Sally,Cookie and Mitch,
Knightstar, Amyzon and a whole cluster of Lexxians!! Again my apologies
if I don't remember names.
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Eventually,
I meet MissJean, Muse, Kali, Devoted ( I didn't bring my camera that
night!! ) Angie, Cass, Chic, DELLY!!!! Brian ( aww...my...GAWD!! Cap'n
Tweedle himself shook my HAND!!! ) and Mary Elizabeth. The evening
continues in a blur of meeting people including Darrow and Stardancer.
I consume waaay to; much orange juice and munch on nachos, donated by a
generous female lexxian, of whom I am VERY ashamed to say I cannot
remember!!! ( possibly Polly?) Also meet Jeremy Webb ( Master
from Brigadoom ) and Gordon, the 2nd zombie from the 'Twilight'
episode.
Now I'm convinced for a short while at least that the
plane did crash and I am in heaven, but then yawning uncontrollably, I
realise that I am HERE, this is REAL, I have MADE it!!! This is
FABULOUS!! Brian has us in stitches when Muse asks for water...doing a
great impression of Jihad, he gives a lecture on why he never
touches the stuff...something about fish shagging in it and the
resulting fishy issue...heheheheheh!!! Then, eventually, Delly.
MissJean, Muse, Amyzon and Misself leave for a wander down on the
harbour front. We have a real girlie session, droolfest about His
Gorgeousness The Michael, do the religious bit and sing ( albeit
tunelessly...) The Brunnen G Anthem and wander about. I start my usual
habit of inventing dirty ditties ( and can NEVER remember the words
after..) As we stagger - er..stroll - about the water front. We find an
all nite coffee shop ( gawd..now I KNOW I'm across the pond...!! }.
Halifax
is BEAUTIFUL at night!! Although small by most city standards, the
lights from the downtown buildings and skyline can rival those of
Sydney and London and I try as much as possible to remember details,
the girls are still up for a jaunt, so we finish up our drinkies ( I
splurged and had...DECAFF!! Now as most of you know Coffee is OUT for
me...but occasionally I sin and have a decaff!! Ohhhh...naughty!! ).
And then, for some reason we decide to go Electropolis Studio hunting!!
Now, no-one is sure just how far this wonder of wonders is, but it was
known to be along the waterfront SOMEWHERE, so at about 02.00 am...we
go a hunting' - as you do in a strange city !! We walk for what seems
miles and miles...up hills...and I hate hills!! Now, being somewhat
shattered from no sleep, I have difficulty with pronunciation ( And I
WASN'T the only one chaps!!! ) and could not say ELECTROPOLIS to save
my life!! It came out as ELECTROLYSIS!!! Gawd, can you imagine it!!
'Hey everyone...we visited the ELECTROLYSIS studios last
night...' and could imagine a response or two on the lines of
'...didn't get rid of yer facial hair then...' etc. But soon
enough, up one final hill, round a corner and we are THERE!!
Contemplating what must be the Lexx version of Xanadu, Shangri La etc
we peer through the wire fencing with some reverence. Then, we start to
head back into town, doing a lot of bawdy singing ( or at last I
did...heheheheh..) And drooling about our favourite Dead
Assasin!! But for me, my lungs begin to give out. - as does my
back ( told ya I was unfit!! ) and we start to hunt for a taxi, plan
being if no go...to get one from the Waverly or O'Brien. Luckily, one
happens along and I think I share a ride back with Jean to
Shirreff, having to forgo phoning David as the lobby phone was
occupied, ( then I discover later, there was one on my floor!! Bugger!!
) so get upstairs, write a bit and then collapse happily into bed at
02.50& am!!!
Here endeth the first day's tales!
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