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Robot head 790

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I'm a robot, ok? I am a robot... I am a robothead...

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I am a program, that's what I am. 
And my program is dedicated to Zev.

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I will love you forever

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I'm afraid that I might lose Zev,

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you see, I mean one of the issues there is that 
I'm not exactly mobile.

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I mean I am just a head, I mean I'm... 
I'm a good head, I'm... I'm a great head.

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I'm... I'm the best head that anyone ever had 
and my head completely belongs to Zev.

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But I mean the fact is: if she walks of across the room

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it's not exactly most of time like I can even go and follow her.

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Zev of B3K, don't leave me. Noone will ever worship you like I do

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See ya, lover boy!

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Of course being the incredibly hot piece of... 
love goddess that she is..

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I mean everybody wants her.

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We go to all these planets and there is always men there

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and they always want her and she does have some...

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she does have some love slave programming that... 
that gets in the way!

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The utterly useless,

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totally incompetent,

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incredibly repulsive,

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completely cowardly,

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We worship His Shadow and beg his forgiveness

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absolutely abominable

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Stanley H Tweedle is unfortunately in fact our captain.

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Why do I have such contempt for Stanley Tweedle?

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I mean... Have you seen him? I mean...

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Have you met  him? Have you got close enough to smell him?

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I mean... the man... he's...
he's this withered skin bag I mean he's old,

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he's ugly, he stinks, he's incompetent... 
and  most importantly  I know what he wants.

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Above all things he wants Zev. And he can't have her.

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I know exactly what I am looking for in a man.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. He needs to be tall.

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Yeah...

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Handsome.

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Yeah...

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And... dead.

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But the body I want, the fantasy body, would... 
would be of course one that she deserves.

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I think I want one of those

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I think you know... a rifled abs, 
some nice packs and... and down below.

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If I may be blunt, I think we're talking hung like a camel.

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Subtitles: Lunatic, Bankolya, HELEN